Two large removal vans rolled through wooded countryside. They approached a garden in which sat Jesus Christ and a number of his disciples.
Out of the van jumped Alcohol Tobacco and Firearm (ATF) agents armed with assault rifles and wearing body armour.
They advanced on the garden but disciples hidden in a wood fired on their flanks and a heavy machine gun, manned by St. Paul, opened up.
St. Peter threw a hand grenade which killed two ATF men.
In the chaos and confusion the ATF teams withdrew and the FBI were called in.
The whole thing was filmed live.
In the brief fire fight four ATF agents were killed and sixteen were wounded.
Jesus took a round in the shoulder but insisted it was just a flesh wound.
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